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oakleafwolf:

My fellow Americans, this is important.

Posted 2 hours ago
Luka, any advice on what to do when some stranger starts giving me shit for using an EBT card in a store?
Anonymous asked

vastderp:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

tell them you’re dying of a terminal illness and fake cry loudly.

fuck those douchebags and their judgment. make them ashamed.

Put on your best pitying look, and say “Oh, sweetie, I’m so sorry.” And pat them. And say how horrible it must be, and how they have to hold on, and believe that it’ll get better. And some day, they’ll be able to pick on people who aren’t already demonstrably at the complete end of their fucking ropes with nothing left to fall back on, and their parents will be so proud.

in all seriousness, you can always try what i do whenever a stranger gets in my face about shit that is none of their damn business: look them directly in the eye and say sharply, “the fuck is wrong with you? back off!”

it has so far worked on every single offender who was not blind drunk or actively about to take a swing at me. i don’t think you need to be built like a cinderblock to make it work, either. just unwavering eye contact and an unapologetic stoneface.

deep down, people are scared shitless of each other. the only reason you care about this stranger’s criticism is you’re scared of them. well, they’re scared of you too, and that’s why they’re lashing out. give them a short, sharp indication that fuckin with you is a dangerous road to go down, and i guarantee that unless they are too impaired to have any sense of self-preservation, they’ll back off. grumbling maybe, shooting nasty glares at you maybe, but they’ll give you a wide berth.

categorically superior to my response. anon, listen to jesse. he’s got this shit in the bag.

(haha jesse has shit in a bag)

Posted 2 hours ago
delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

delcat:

thefrogman:

[video]

This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on

THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE

TRASH FULL OF KITTENS

(Source: catleecious)

Posted 2 hours ago

dion-thesocialist:

jean-luc-gohard:

blacksupervillain:

image

prolly shouldn’t have sent this but oh well

dreameaters I blame you

I’ve wanted to send basically this same letter so many times.

hell yeah

Posted 5 hours ago

crazycritterlife:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?

This seems really mean but also absolutely hilarious XD I’m dying

(Source: videosanimation.com)

Posted 19 hours ago

feelinranty:

necessary-sass:

curlybrownboy:

belindapendragon:

kobetyrant:

HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?

Reblogging this good news…again.

y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious

Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.

"Ramarni, what will you do when you grow up?"

"Literally everything."

So excited when I hear stories like this because imagine what he will accomplish

(Source: lawdgevus)

Posted 19 hours ago

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Posted 19 hours ago

scarecrowinc93:

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family

Posted 22 hours ago

edwardspoonhands:

fairyfoolishness:

Have you ever wanted to laugh so hard you FUCKING CRIED!?

Tears

streaming 

down my face

holy crap

I know right?